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inside your bed - everybody get down, make love

or, outside of your bed. whatever works

a pretty not so pornstar
i swear.
i just found everything i need.
the sweat in your eyes the blood in your veins are listening to me.
well i want to wrap it up and swim in it until i drown.
my moral standing is lying down.
-nine inch nails
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